In Memoriam

I love these shoes. And today I am throwing them away. The entire sole came off one of them. Based on the fabric choice inside the shoes (which I LOVE) and the outer shoe material which I'm pretty sure it's now illegal to use in the production of shoes (it being some kind of weird synthetic substance that probably gives its wearer cancer), I'm fairly certain these shoes are approximately 1,000 years old and not worth the trouble of repairing. Also, they're not entirely comfortable. I love them, though. I LOVE them.


And now I will carry them away for their funeral at the dumpster. I wish I knew a dirge.