1. Yesterday marked 20 weeks of pregnancy. I have successfully gestated half a baby. Wednesday is our second ultrasound. We should find out whether or not I should stop referring to this baby as she.
2. I saw some idiots in the library this morning. I didn't realize who they were until I was walking past the big concert hall in town right as the doors opened to spill out all the new university students from their welcome orientation. When I told Steve the punks were back, he replied, "Yeah, I know. Didn't you see all the vomit?"
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"Gestated half a baby." That makes me smile.
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