Why I dislike the Salt Lake Airport:
There are televisions blasting in every terminal. Turn on the subtitles and stop assaulting me with noise so I can read Girls of Riyadh and thank my lucky stars I'm not a woman in Saudi Arabia in peace!
Why I love the Memphis Airport:
I step off the plane and I'm greeted by the smell of BBQ. When I purchase my pork sandwich, the girl at the counter asks me if I would like coleslaw on top, because Memphis knows that this is how a proper BBQ pork sandwich is consumed.
Why I love the Atlanta Airport:
In the shuttle on the way to the hotel, elderly Southern women talk about their Thanksgiving meals. Oh, yeah, honey. Fried turkey, baked turkey, ham, chitlins. I wanted to climb into that woman's lap and ask to go home with her. Pile on the chitlins, honey!
2 comments:
Any airport beats Salt Lake. Moscow even did and they were not very happy to see us coming into their country. Actually, I don't think they are happy to see anybody. The Rhinelander airport is my favorite because only two flights go out of there a day. Very exciting times in good old Rhinelander, Wisconsin. Be thankful you are away from this place. It was 28 degrees when I passed the bank on the way home tonight. Brrrrrr!
I like the SL airport fine except for the TVs.
I looked at the weather today and Utah was having highs in the 20s.
Heh heh heh.
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