So, if you use Gmail for your electronic mail needs, you will know that along the side of each email, there's a list of ads based on the content of your email message (which, by the way, I think is creepy. I realize that the ads are computer-generated based on individual word matching and no one's reading my mail, but it still seems very, very Big Brother to me and I'm sure it will one day be used for evil purposes when Google and Wal-Mart merge and take over the world.).
These are my recent email ad offerings from Gmail. They amuse.
Funny Yoga Shirts
Tandem Skydiving
Eco Engagement Rings
Loving her. Loving the environment.
Poultry Slaughterlines
Used and new poultry equipment.
Travel Jobs for RNs
Start Your Own Donut Shop
Beet Facts 101
Unique Folding Boats
Wood Mizer Sawmill Blades
Your leader in blade technology!
Why He Manipulates You
Why you're attracted to jerks and players.
That last one is my favorite.
4 comments:
funny yoga shirts? like with puffed sleeves? that kind of funny? should have clicked on that one.
How did you get: Poultry Slaughterlines Used and new poultry equipment?
Rebekah--I didn't investigate what kind of funny shirts they were, but they promised to amuse any yogi.
Yankee Girl--I think my poultry slaughterlines ad showed up on an invitation to a bbq where chicken was going to be served.
This is hugely fascinating and reveals oh so much about you. I will try to use some special key words in any message I send you to see the results. :)
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