21 August 2008

Sisterly Advice

I forgot to post this on the day it was actually spoken, but it's such good advice that I can't not share it with the world.

An exact quote from my sister to me.

What you need to do is marry someone in jail.

7 comments:

Alice said...

So, does this mean that you marry somebody who is already in jail, you are in jail yourself, or you just happen to get married at a jail? Interesting concept. Your sister makes me laugh!

E said...

Whatever happened to that guy who wanted to be a famous rapper? I'll bet he's still available!

Anonymous said...

We actually knew someone who did this. She reported that she had been "happily married for five years". That's how you stay happy, I guess, by not seeing each other or living together. Mom

Rebekah said...

good thing you've already got the connection.

Breanne said...

This is advice I gave my brother last night: "You just need a wife to spend all that money for you."

Anonymous said...

I see a promising future for you, turning to tragedy, then a screenplay. Go for it.

MBC said...

Alice--He's supposed to be in jail. I'm supposed to be out of jail, enjoying life without him.

E--The rapper didn't want to marry me, though. I was just invited backstage to his concerts when he became famous. But you're right. He probably is still available.

Mom--I remember that! In fact, I just recently told someone that story.

Rebekah--Yeah, except, my sister specified that I marry someone in jail for a white collar crime. I don't have that kind of connection. I'd have to email Martha Stewart and ask her about that.

Breanne--Good advice!

Eliana--Yes, a screenplay and alimony.

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