19 August 2011

Out of the Mouths of Husbands

Steve does not snore, which I'm very pleased about.  He does, however, talk in his sleep.  Loudly.  Sometimes it's just a word or two, That's disgusting! or a single sentence, Will the duck go through the door? but lately he's been full of long, amusing conversations.  This one from last week was my favorite: He rolled over, patted me on the face, and said, I forgive you.  (pause) You burned up all my clothes, but it's okay.  (chuckle) No, don't worry about it.  It's okay.  It's fine.  I'm glad he's so forgiving.

6 comments:

Breanne said...

Michael does the same thing. Except he usually sits straight up in bed very suddenly when he talks. Once he said, "Quick, Breanne, call Bruce Wayne!"

The things boys dream about.

stash said...

Is this something all husbands do? Mark does this too.

Theresa said...

HAHAHA! :D That is awesome. David is the same. It's been a while now though, but I'll never forget when I interfered with his flying dream. He was flying somewhere, I asked him where, and deviously told him his wheels didn't come out, and suddenly an engine was on fire. He got a bit stressed then, poor boy… (I almost felt bad about it, but he had forgotten it all int he morning)

ldsjaneite said...

That's hilarious!

E said...

Wait until Baby McBaby comes. Doug tells the best bedtime stories in his sleep!

Meg said...

I got screwed Ed just snores!

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