13 June 2014

Eating with The Bairn

Steve to The Bairn: What's your favorite fruit?

The Bairn: Cucumbers.

Steve: What's your favorite vegetable?

The Bairn: Lettuce. [This is a lie.]

Steve: What's your favorite kind of meat? [This is a trick question.  The Bairn does not eat meat.]

The Bairn: Cranked meat.

Steve: What kind of meat?

The Bairn: Cranked meat.  From Daddy's cranking machine.

Aaah, yes, sausage.


Ruth Cox said...

Sweetest boy in the world.

Anonymous said...

Like James wanting to go to the "darn it" store.



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