Steve to The Bairn: What's your favorite fruit?
The Bairn: Cucumbers.
Steve: What's your favorite vegetable?
The Bairn: Lettuce. [This is a lie.]
Steve: What's your favorite kind of meat? [This is a trick question. The Bairn does not eat meat.]
The Bairn: Cranked meat.
Steve: What kind of meat?
The Bairn: Cranked meat. From Daddy's cranking machine.
Aaah, yes, sausage.
2 comments:
Sweetest boy in the world.
Like James wanting to go to the "darn it" store.
Love
Dad
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