Gems from Nee-Nee

Walking down the stairs, while sick, he ran out of energy and stopped to say, "Oh, Mom, my feet ran out of power."

Going to bed one night: "If your lamp goes out at night, Jesus will be your flashlight."

N: "I'm scared of boa structures.  Let's talk about it."
Me (after figuring out that he was talking about boa constrictors): "That kind of snake doesn't live here.  They live in hot places."
N: "Hmmm.  Ikea is a hot place."