A Surprise Visitor

Just now I was in the middle of writing a post about the Green Living Festival I attended this weekend, when my doorbell rang and there was excited knocking at the door. Usually that kind of manic knocking only comes from friends at the door who are bursting with good news: they're getting married, they got a new job, they want to give me cake. So, I opened the door. Standing on my porch was a woman I'd never seen before. She didn't look crazy but the first thing she said to me was, "Well, you're well-endowed, aren't you?" (No, not really.) She asked for a quarter, which I gave her, and then she left (after telling me that I have nice skin and that she had some powdered chocolate milk with her). She reminded me very much of our library patrons. I can almost guarantee that I'll see her tomorrow at work.